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05 June 2007 @ 01:27 am
BULLETIN  


IT'S TRUE. I CANNOT DENY THAT I WAS INDEED DRIVING AROUND WITH THREE HOT GIRLS WITH A GUN. NOW, IT'S REALLY NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK.

YOU SEE, STUDIES SHOW THAT ONE IN THREE WOMEN HAS CENTIPEDES IN THEIR VAGINA. I FELT I NEEDED TO PROVE THIS. OR DISPROVE THIS. I'M NOT REALLY SURE. ANYWAYS, I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE THE KING OF CENTIPEDE ASSASSINATION, WHICH IS WHY I HAD THE GUN (REAL MEN USE SPEARS ANYWAYS).

NEEDLESS TO SAY, THESE STUDIES MUST BE WRONG, BECAUSE I GOT RIGHT IN DEEP AND DIDN'T FIND ANY VAG-DWELLING INSECTIVORES.

TRUST ME, I'M A DOCTOR (IN TRAINING). OB/GYN-KENOBI. HA HA. STAR WARS WAS COOL BACK IN MY DAY!!